Wisdom from the Bar: A Hilarious Piece of Advice

Two friends are chatting at the bar when one says to the other, “Man, you look really worn out!”

His friend sighs and replies, “I am, dude. My girlfriend wants sex constantly—three, four, sometimes six times a night! She wakes me up at all hours. I’m completely drained. I don’t know how much longer I can keep up!”

An older gentleman, sitting a few stools away, overhears the conversation. With a knowing look and the wisdom of his years, he leans over and says, “Marry her. That’ll put an end to all that nonsense.”