When Two Women…

I suspected my husband was cheating, so I decided to come home early to catch him off guard.

When I arrived, he was just sitting alone in the den, watching TV.

First woman: So, what did you do next?

Second woman: Convinced there was another woman hiding somewhere, I tore through the house searching. I checked the attic, basement, closets, and even under the beds. I was so determined that I ended up exhausting myself, collapsed, and died of a heart attack.

First woman: Too bad you didn’t think to check the freezer… we’d both still be alive.